Monday, February 24, 2014

You can't explain Nice

I was on my way home from the gym and a bunch of errands when the clutch on my Honda finally gave out.  I had foolishly been putting off having it fixed for weeks, adding more brake fluid to keep it going, but when it wouldn’t go into gear approaching the intersection of Park and Taft Streets, I rolled it halfway onto the grassy median, a couple car-lengths before the stoplight.  I didn’t know what else to do…

I immediately called my roadside repair service, which I’ve paid for every month for years and have never used, and waited.  And waited.  For almost two hours, calling every twenty minutes to be put on hold, transferred around, and finally told that it would be twenty more minutes before the tow truck arrived.  But during that time, as I played games on my phone and read my e-book, I found out something awesome.  Most people are nice.

It’s rare that I’m in so vulnerable position in a car, parked with flashers flashing, half-in and half-out of a busy lane of traffic, worried that someone would crash into me on general principles of road rage.  But to my astonishment in two hours, only one person angrily honked at me, and that was a school bus driver, who also screamed curses at me as she sharply cut in front of me to turn left.  (I know that’s a stressful job, honey, but take it out on the kids, will ya?)

In that two hours, at least a dozen people, all strangers, slowed down or actually pulled over and stopped to ask if I needed help.  These included young people, old people, men and women, black people, white people, a FedEx driver, a school crosswalk guard, and finally a policeman who finally helped me push the car fully onto the grass.  I’m often not a fan of police – but this guy was so super sweet, and he really didn’t have to do it, legally.   

I know that I often do the same thing - offer to call someone, or push a car off the road, or tell someone they have a flat, or hand a couple dollars to a median beggar.   Without thinking.   Why?  Because compassion doesn’t need a reason.



Monday, February 10, 2014

even more Communistic Cast

Well well well.  I recently quit cable TV cold turkey, and it has been something of an adjustment - but I'm happier every day that I'm not paying these greedy bastards any more of my hard earned money.

Besides spending more time doing more creative and productive work generally, I have proven that every bit of media I care to watch can be watched without Comcast, and watched at a time that I choose.  But of course, the tete a tete with Comcast is not over.

I found out that they've been over-charging me for "high speed internet" for more than ten years, to the tune of $10 per month (plus tax).  I've been monitoring my average download/upload speeds, and it's far below the level I'm paying for.  When I pointed this out to a phone representative from, I assume, Bangladesh, I was told that I would be given a "promotional rate" from now on.  That's not good enough, considering I've over-paid them about $1200 so far - but it will have to do for the moment, as I can't prove that they've been short-changing me in that regard; I only noticed it recently.  In looking at a number of blogs and complaint sites - I find that I am not an aberration, but the norm.

But as big of an idiot as that makes me, I must confess, I'm a much bigger wanker than I myself would have ever believed.  Who among us rents a "cable modem" from the cable company?!  Being in this business, I knew I was being ripped off, but Jesus, I got out the calculator and added it up today.  As a minimum, I have paid about $5000 for a modem that costs $55 at Best Buy or even Walmart.  And yes - it's the same one.  So I ran the numbers today.  If all of Comcast's 23 million subscribers have done the same thing, for let's say 10 years (and that's an absolute minimum for most people) - this company has raked in $184 billion dollars for "modem rentals" in the past decade.

People, I implore you - let us send a message to these media conglomerates - these mega-monopolies who aspire now to even charge us for viewing web sites,  charge us for every single page view - send a message and let them know, we can and will find our entertainment somewhere else!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Xfinity Later!

Like flipping to the next lame channel - Breaking up with your cable provider is easy to do!

Like many relationships, it started out with love, a feeling that we could never be apart, ever again!  How could I imagine a time when we wouldn’t be together, entertaining each other, laughing, crying, sometimes just quietly sitting like zombies, staring at one another.  How could such a perfect, bombproof, essential relationship come to an end?

Well, as many such relationships do, it ended in betrayal, in one of us expecting far too much from the other, when one of us got stupid greedy, giving less and less but demanding ever more and more. 

Yes, over the years, Comcast kept adding more and more crap channels to the lineup, and refusing to offer the most popular channels without adding extra fees.  Finally I determined that there were only fifteen channels that I EVER actually watched, and 100% of my favorite shows were available elsewhere, especially on the internet.  That was the tipping point. 

I started adding it up.  I was paying $192 for my cable TV/internet bundle, which increases at least $5 - $10 a year for no reason - and that didn’t include any premium movie channels, just basic plus a sports upgrade.  I bought that sports package only to watch the Tennis Channel, currently in a heated legal battle with Comcast for that very reason.  Now – I can get Tennis Channel online as well as ESPN, so why do I need to pay $9 a month for 40-50 sports channels I never watch?  Now I’ll pay less than $50 for high-speed internet, saving me about $140 per month total.

Now – I have streaming internet via Apple TV, Netflix, Amazon Prime and a world of cheap DVD and blu-ray disks to keep me warm at night – more stuff than I will ever have time to watch.   (If I want porn, well, I never tried Comcast’s vast selection – but I assure you there is no shortage on the web.)

Unfortunately Comcast and other cable providers are actively seeking to change internet access so we have to pay much more for our chosen content, and they also plan to heavily restrict access to everything they don’t control.  This move will likely bankrupt our nation in favor of these gluttonous media conglomerates getting even more rich and powerful – their goal truly is “Xfinity” of all media.  But hopefully before that actually happens, us cable-haters will stage a serious protest, in an attempt to break up their increasing death-grip on the world’s entertainment and information flow - instead of  meekly allowing another quiet, almost clandestine court decision similar to the one they won recently.

To be fair – I must point out that I have made some money over time by producing some of these crappy shows airing on these struggling, barely-watched networks – some of which will be swamped in the process – but that’s inevitably going to happen anyway.  To my fellow hack TV producers – beware, our days are surely numbered.

And to Comcast, U-verse, Time Warner, and all of you big, fat, rich media moguls, I offer you a twist on the time-honored breakup line:

Baby – it’s not me, it’s you.

12:30 pm, Thursday January 30, 2014
You are officially cut off, Bitchcast!