I heartily agree with John Oliver's cleverly raucous "goodbye to 2016" rant - Fuck YOU 2016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6WPo-oW5Q
But I wish to add a personal note: "AND the horse you rode to town". Because 2016 has been one of the shittiest years of my life for a number of reasons. Of course, none of it is my fault. Everyone should revere and idolize me, believe everything that spews from my pie-hole, no matter how outrageous, scary, and damaging to millions of people, no matter how many times I change my story... oh, wait, that's an excerpt I hacked from Trump's inauguration speech (thanks for changing teams, finally, Julian Assange! Stay with what works - trashing whoever is in power in the hopes that one day the rape charges will be dropped and you can't be extradited for trial). Which brings me to the one bright spot we have left this year - and alas, it's only for a day or two - Trump isn't president YET. For now, we still have Obama, a space where life seems reasonable, fair, hopeful and clear. Let us raise a final glass to this intelligent, passionate, caring man - and to Michelle as well (please oh please change your mind about 2020!). I have to think 2017 will be better, because it simply has to be from my perspective, but it won't be because of Donald Trump. (Can't bear to put the title with the name yet, "President Donald Trump" OMG this embarrassing, pussy-grabbing twitter twit will soon be anointed Leader of the Free World.) I can only hope that as Washington is transformed into Clown Town, billionaires greedily engage in raping and pillaging our economy to line their greasy pockets, and Republicans run roughshod over environmental laws and human rights... oh crap. Well at least we have the three weeks.
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Friday, December 30, 2016
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Spine Donors Needed!
Trump cabinet members and leading Republicans desperately need your help.
We’re also accepting donations to help poor Reince Priebus, who will eventually need knee
There are people lying
And it's time to lend a spine to them
For the greatest grift of all
We can go on pretending day by day
That Donald Trump will make a good change
Now we’re all part of Trump’s disgusting family
And in truth – you know lies are all we need
[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are Trump’s children
He is the one who’ll cause our shitty days
So let's start sniveling
There's a jerk we elected
We're hating our own lives
It's true his appalling ways
Will fuck you and me
Send them your spine so they'll know that someone cares
And Ivanka can go on a spending spree
As Trump has shown us, by turning lies to cred
We all can believe in Trump and Pence
[Chorus]
When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way Trump can fall
Well...well...well
Let's realize that change will only come
When we stand against the Orange one
These deserving citizens include Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz, Marco
Rubio, Chris Christie, Rick Perry, Carly Fiorina, Ben Carson, Dick Cheney, Jon
Huntsman, and so many others. They have jellified their spines by repeatedly calling Donald Trump out as unqualified, narcissistic, racist, misogynistic, a white supremist, fraud, con man, liar, clown,
and more, while being relentlessly humiliated and vilified by him; then doing a
complete 180, trying to convince dupified Americans that instead he’s really
awesome, and all of that “bad blood” has magically been transfused away.
We’re also accepting donations to help poor Reince Priebus, who will eventually need knee
replacement surgery after being forced to follow Trump around for four years on
his knees and repeatedly gag down his dick.
Won’t you help these wretched, hapless wimps sit up straight again? Donate a spine, today! Let’s get together and produce a “we are the world” kind of event for them, at least.
Sing the following to that famous tune (here’s a video to follow along
with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI)
There comes a time when we smell a certain smell
When the world must slum together as one
There are people lying
And it's time to lend a spine to them
For the greatest grift of all
We can go on pretending day by day
That Donald Trump will make a good change
Now we’re all part of Trump’s disgusting family
And in truth – you know lies are all we need
[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are Trump’s children
He is the one who’ll cause our shitty days
So let's start sniveling
There's a jerk we elected
We're hating our own lives
It's true his appalling ways
Will fuck you and me
Send them your spine so they'll know that someone cares
And Ivanka can go on a spending spree
As Trump has shown us, by turning lies to cred
We all can believe in Trump and Pence
[Chorus]
When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way Trump can fall
Well...well...well
Let's realize that change will only come
When we stand against the Orange one
[Chorus]
Monday, November 28, 2016
The Media Rant
Now that many people are in
hindsight mode, let me weigh in on a subject that must be discussed far into
the future: what has happened to “the media”.
I don’t lump all media
together in one pot. There are fantastic
reporters out there doing exemplary, fair-minded work for stalwart media
organizations. There are
politically-charged, left-or-right leaning outlets from which you only get one side of the story, and all information not supporting those views is
ignored or skewed with a pointed attitude.
There are completely false stories circulated by unscrupulous media with
dangerous, libelous intentions.
But we can’t blame the media
for holding our opinions hostage – because news is a two-way street. It takes someone to produce a story, and someone
to believe it is true. Once that
transaction is complete, the damage is done.
Minds are made up. Thoughts and
actions are controlled. The cautionary
“grain of salt” is often ignored. Our
first amendment is sacred, but we must employ open-mindedness, we must be
willing to at least give opposing viewpoints a listen. And we must dig deeper into the meaning of
truth itself, because it is not a simple concept.
Otherwise we are simply
mental slaves to whatever is printed, broadcast or posted, we become pawns to
unscrupulous, fact-free rants. And we
fall victim to believing exclusively the viewpoints we already agree with, unwilling
to acknowledge inconvenient realities.
Specifically, I want to
address the 2016 presidential campaign because what went on horrified me as a
journalist. Never has baseless rhetoric
and hyped-up hyperbole ruled so relentlessly, and never have so many
journalists avoided digging for story details that might have clarified the
candidates’ statements, or even exposed them as lies. Mr. Trump in particular was allowed to rave on
and on at his endless rallies, making outrageous statements, often total lies
that were rarely questioned, which provided him perhaps a billion dollars of unadulterated
airtime. In the follow-up panels, CNN’s
moderators should have just brought a bowl of popcorn and watched the
proceedings like a bad movie, since they rarely if ever asked a probing
question.
Look, I used to do media
training for corporate officers, and I understand the rule that “when
interviewed, no matter what they ask, your answer is always one of your policy
statements”. But if someone doesn’t
provide a straight answer, a good journalist does not merely say “thank you for
being on the show”, he or she goes to solid non-political and neutral sources
to see if the facts add up.
Today Mr. Trump tweeted that
he won the election in spite of “millions of people
who voted illegally.” Many news
organizations regurgitated this as if it was the truth; then, the tweet was
immediately re-shared thousands of times.. The statement was a blatant lie, but
you can see how Trump gets away with by-passing the media, appealing directly
to millions of idiots who believe everything he says. Those who say Facebook and Twitter had no
bearing on the election results are simply not paying attention. Moving forward, Trump’s tweets could have
extreme consequences in controlling information about serious national
issues. It’s a potential dictatorship on
steroids.
I have written
many times about the Russian connection with Wikileaks, and how it helped Trump
win, but it bears repeating. Trump kept
telling us that “nobody knows” where all the stolen materials came from (which
the media faithfully reported each day, never able to substantiate the actual
source), even though the CIA told him directly that the hackers were working for
the highest level of Russian intelligence, and that Putin clearly knew about
them. “I love Wikileaks!” he proclaimed
at one rally, which is akin to encouraging illegal hacking and attempted
control of our nation’s election by our enemies. If the shoe had been on the other foot, I
think his whining about a “rigged election” would have risen to a deafening crescendo.
In fact 70% of
Trump’s statements, according to PolitiFact, were lies. Some of the biggest whoppers:
“I can’t
release my tax returns.”
“Global
warming is a hoax created by the Chinese.”
“Obama is not
a U.S. citizen.”
“I was against
the war in Iraq.”
“The
unemployment rate is 42 percent.”
“30 million
undocumented immigrants live in the U.S.”
“Clinton was
asleep during the Benghazi attack.”
“Inner City
crime is at record levels.”
“I am a friend
of the LGBT community.”
“I have never
been a racist.”
“I will get
all of the mining jobs back.”
“I will start
an investigation and put Hillary Clinton in jail.”
There are scores
more ridiculous half-lies and BS that he blurted out on a whim, often followed by
the ironic plea “believe me”. But
instead of searching for truth, the media during the entire campaign was
largely a mouthpiece for Russian intelligence and the unfiltered web of lies
perpetrated by Trump. To me, that is not
the definition of “journalism” but of a reality show with scary real-life
consequences, produced solely to grab ratings and readership. In this case, the media played a significant
role in electing Donald J. Trump, a guy who claims to “hate” the media unless
he can control them. He’s done a hell of
a job so far.
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Weak-i-leaks
I have always strongly advocated for free speech and press,
and I take my journalism degree seriously.
But we are entering a bizarre era when hacking and leaking are not only
part of our daily lives – these activities are completely re-engineering global
communications, and along with that, our society.
In past decades, journalists published information they got from trusted sources, and then sometimes refused to name those sources. Even if it brought down a powerful man like Richard Nixon, even if it landed them in jail (which it often did). But Watergate pales in comparison to what we’re seeing now.
The law on hacking and publishing illegally obtained media,
known as CFAA, is muddy at best.
President Obama tried to strengthen it a couple years ago, but was
completely shot down, ironically by Democrats.
Basically, if you steal media by illegally hacking somebody’s computer
or server, you can do anything you want with it as long as you’re not
physically located in the United States.
This explains Wikileaks, located in Iceland. They can leak absolutely anything, from any
source, no matter if it causes harm to American political, defensive, economic
or justice systems, whether it is real or false, and there’s nothing we can do
about it. Wikileaks claims that they “check out” all of their sources before
publishing these illegal hacks, but why should we trust them? Most of them are said to be “anonymous”. In any case, they don’t have to tell anyone
who those sources are, and they can suppress any information that doesn’t
support the Wiki agenda. This begs a
couple of questions: one, why do our
news organizations blindly publish anything Wikileaks releases as though it is
gospel truth; and two, what’s the end game here – and who are the larger
players?
Russia is already a proven major player (highly suspected in
the recent Clinton and DNC hacks), and many claim China and North Korea
regularly hack into sensitive U.S. servers, looking to cause even greater harm
to our defenses and economy, perhaps planning to take over our nation, bits at
a time.
It starts with Wikileaks (which has numerous bones to pick
with Obama) trying to get Donald Trump elected, apparently with
Russian support. Yet there is no talk
of suing them, or those who repeat their illegally hacked information verbatim. What about the Trump recording, you
ask? NBC obtained signed consent forms
from the idiots, so they have no legal ground on which to stand. In fact, there are said to be many, many more
out-takes that the network is skittish to publish for fear it wouldn’t be
legal. The only way we’ll see more of
them is if a Wikileaks competitor illegally obtains and releases them.
Make no mistake, Wikileaks and their ilk are not patriots, not
truth seekers, not journalists. As their
power and technical prowess grow, and they continue to link forces with super
powers not friendly to the U.S., tough decisions will have to be made about extending
and strengthening our First Amendment.
Free press, absolutely and forever.
But we can’t allow malicious, outside influences to control our
media.
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
HACKERS UNITED
Do you realize that our next American president is
essentially being chosen by hackers?
Of all the bizarre things happening during the election, this strikes me
as the most troubling. In the past, we
didn’t know what happened behind closed doors.
The candidates told us what they wanted us to hear. For example, Hillary Clinton chose not to
release her speeches to various groups.
Those were private meetings and she wasn’t required to do it. Now we have leaked transcripts. Her emails, and the DNC’s, were also hacked
and distributed.
Think about that.
Everything you’ve ever posted online could be made public. I definitely can’t remember every email I’ve
written, but I’ll bet someone, somewhere would be highly offended by something
I said – especially if taken out of context, or altered. And yet we implicitly trust these hackers, who are
essentially criminals with a clear political agenda, to leak us the
truth.
On the other hand, we know nothing of Donald Trump’s emails,
or those of the RNC. We’ve seen not a
single one. Wonder what we would
discover if those were hacked? It’s a
reasonable assumption that a WWIII of bombshells would explode. But because apparently Russians want to
control our election, and hackers such as Wikileaks continue to oblige them, only
the Clinton campaign suffers.
Trump still won’t release his tax returns, which by all
accounts would provide very damaging information against him. But we at least got three pages, which
strongly indicate what we all suspected - he’s a terrible business man, and a
tax dodger. And then there is the leaked
audio from that fateful bus ride to meet a talk show host, which may cost him
the election. Our dark sides yearn to learn more about his
nefarious character – but where does it end?
Is this the brave new world of politics, or a smarmy reality show?
If we knew none of these things - the race would be very
different. We can’t ignore these illegal hacks and leaks, and pretend they don’t exist. It’s
impossible to remain in the present tense – listening to what the candidates pledge
to do in terms of policies and platforms, regardless of what they did or wrote years
ago, or what they blurted out in what they thought was a private moment. If we did, we still might reject Donald
Trump, but for better reasons.
Friday, September 30, 2016
COOGS Novella excerpt 9-29-16
COOGS
Novella exerpt
Jewel
and Paola are the only Coogs left from the earlier group at Poblano’s. In between them sits Justin, a clean-cut
30-something guy, who is visibly loaded.
Paola
says, “So are you married, Justin?”
“Nah,
I'm too young.”
“Me
too. I'll always be too young.”
“Y'know,
you're pretty hot looking for, what're you, fifty? Sixty?”
“How
dare you? A lady never tells her
age. But you're way off.“
“She’s pushing seventy,” Jewel fills in.
“Actually
I'm not quite seven. Didn't you see that
Science Channel documentary? Every ten
years, our bodies' cells are completely regenerated.”
“Sorry,
sweetheart, I'm not a pedophile, or a cougar-hunter. I'm just not that lubricated yet,” Justin
says, getting up. Jewel moves into his
seat.
Jewel
calls after him, “She's got lube issues,
too!”
“What
are you trying to do?” Paola grumbles.
“I don't see a problem with dating young men. They keep you fresh.”
“What
do you do, when your vaginal mesh implant comes out during sex?”
“It
only happened the one time. I told him
it was a fishnet diaphragm.”
“Well
that's my cue.” Jewel drains her drink, grabs her bag, but Paola holds
her down.
“But
it's just eleven-thirty!”
“We
got a match tomorrow. Swim and Racquet
Club. They're a lot better than us, even
when we're not hung over.”
“I
always play best if I get my protein.
And I've already spotted my prey,” Paola leers, eyeing Chris, who is
waiting at the bar for a drink order.
Chris winks at her.
Meanwhile, Justin sits down at the bar next to
Chris, and they share a secret “bro handshake".
“How
ya hangin', my man?” Chris asks.
“Hangin'
in the geriatric zone, enjoying my free buzz.
Hey, who's driving that smokin' red Ferrari, out there in the
handicapped spot?”
“You
were just sitting next to her,” Chris says.
Y’know it could be ours, for the evening. You into carbon dating?”
Chris
gestures over to Paola and Jewel, still arguing. Paola maintains a tight grip on her friend’s
elbow.
“You take
the younger one,” Chris says.
“Which
beast is that? That one standing
up? She's got a sub-sahara Africa thing
going on there. Think she was last
month's National Geographic centerfold,” Justin says.
“I
know, I know. But all we have to do is
slip the Golden Girls a little sleepy dust…” Chris holds up a small vial,
discreetly. “…and we got the rest of the
night to cruise South Beach in that sweet ride.”
Justin
looks outside, at the cherry-red Ferrari, then back at Chris, shakes his head
with smiling disbelief.
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