Trump cabinet members and leading Republicans desperately need your help.
We’re also accepting donations to help poor Reince Priebus, who will eventually need knee
There are people lying
And it's time to lend a spine to them
For the greatest grift of all
We can go on pretending day by day
That Donald Trump will make a good change
Now we’re all part of Trump’s disgusting family
And in truth – you know lies are all we need
[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are Trump’s children
He is the one who’ll cause our shitty days
So let's start sniveling
There's a jerk we elected
We're hating our own lives
It's true his appalling ways
Will fuck you and me
Send them your spine so they'll know that someone cares
And Ivanka can go on a spending spree
As Trump has shown us, by turning lies to cred
We all can believe in Trump and Pence
[Chorus]
When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way Trump can fall
Well...well...well
Let's realize that change will only come
When we stand against the Orange one
These deserving citizens include Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz, Marco
Rubio, Chris Christie, Rick Perry, Carly Fiorina, Ben Carson, Dick Cheney, Jon
Huntsman, and so many others. They have jellified their spines by repeatedly calling Donald Trump out as unqualified, narcissistic, racist, misogynistic, a white supremist, fraud, con man, liar, clown,
and more, while being relentlessly humiliated and vilified by him; then doing a
complete 180, trying to convince dupified Americans that instead he’s really
awesome, and all of that “bad blood” has magically been transfused away.
We’re also accepting donations to help poor Reince Priebus, who will eventually need knee
replacement surgery after being forced to follow Trump around for four years on
his knees and repeatedly gag down his dick.
Won’t you help these wretched, hapless wimps sit up straight again? Donate a spine, today! Let’s get together and produce a “we are the world” kind of event for them, at least.
Sing the following to that famous tune (here’s a video to follow along
with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI)
There comes a time when we smell a certain smell
When the world must slum together as one
There are people lying
And it's time to lend a spine to them
For the greatest grift of all
We can go on pretending day by day
That Donald Trump will make a good change
Now we’re all part of Trump’s disgusting family
And in truth – you know lies are all we need
[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are Trump’s children
He is the one who’ll cause our shitty days
So let's start sniveling
There's a jerk we elected
We're hating our own lives
It's true his appalling ways
Will fuck you and me
Send them your spine so they'll know that someone cares
And Ivanka can go on a spending spree
As Trump has shown us, by turning lies to cred
We all can believe in Trump and Pence
[Chorus]
When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way Trump can fall
Well...well...well
Let's realize that change will only come
When we stand against the Orange one
[Chorus]
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